Hi Marshmallow, my name is Erik. This season I listened to a lot of hype about how the offense was going to be centered around you and ended up drafting you in the 1st round of my FFL draft. HA!HA! The joke's on me! I didn't realize that "Beast Mode" meant continually rushing for less than 60 yards.
Here's a fun question: Which event is more likely to occur between now and the end of the season?
A. You will rush for 100 yards in an NFL sanctioned football game.
B. I will grow a third testicle.
(Hint: There is no history of spontaneous testicular growth in my family.)
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JonnyH9837 replied October 14, 2008
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estens said November 13, 2008
Here's a fun question: Which event is more likely to occur between now and the end of the season?
A. You will rush for 100 yards in an NFL sanctioned football game.
B. I will grow a third testicle.
(Hint: There is no history of spontaneous testicular growth in my family.)